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No more anime, tv shows, films, porn.well no more of the first three anyway, the fourth may be a medical necessity.No more reading comics or manga.No more playing any games (apart from Tekken 6 and Dragon Age, because to be honest playing games generally doesnt consume a lot of my time and if I cant play them I will harm myself). For two months, from this Friday till January 6th I give up watching anything on my television. And at least (so far) television hasnt lead to excessive vomiting and the other wonderful things that we all assure each other means we've had a wonderful night. The promotion of blank thoughtless hours where you dont have to do anything at all but sit and consume. All my plans for self improvement succumbing to its sleek bewitching lines.Īny Irish person reading this should be more than capable of understaning its appeal, after all it serves the same purpose as the Irish culture's monsterous love affair with alcohol. The everpresent temptation of my television, whether it be to read comics, play games or watch something, is one I often fail to resist. But after spending (literally) hundreds of euro's on books Ive only read about two so far this year. I used to be a voracious reader and I still purchase book's as if I read that much. Or in a herculean effort to trim off the (delcious) verbal fat, Im watching too much television, or perhaps more accurately using my television too much. It's a delivery method, a sweet, sweet needle that lets you feel so gloriously numb as you pipe in handpicked media products from around the globe. The television and its standard fare no longer satisfies, its no longer an end in itself. Of course television has the added benefit of being an addictive thought form and as such offers a vista of mutable, penetrative addiction that would give conventional drugs pushers a hardon.
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In fact I'd go so far to suggest that I may be the kind of addict who would bandy about the phrase "There's gonna be blood on my knife or cock in my mouth" (Obviously the drugs have made me oblivious to the potential of leveraging knife ownership into a life free of cum milkshakes).
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If television is a drug then I dear friend am the kind of addict who would suck your dick for a fix. But we'll put aside Baudrillard and get to the actual point (much as it pains me). The metaphor serves elegeantly enough without tainting it with reality (Im sure fans of postmodernism now have a boner over thoughts of how they could expound on the hyperreal). While looking for that quote I did find some interesting articles, papers and studies outlining how television may actually function as a drug, but thats not important here. We rocket forward nearly a century and shift across the Irish sea from Dover to Dundalk and we take note that sometime during those ninety odd years some wit (possibly Gerry Goldstein but I cant find a reliable source) replaced the Religion in Marx's statement with Television. Useful information which would fifty or so years later lead to the invention of the television. But while Marx worried about the working man Willoughby Smith was spitting in god's eye and discovering all sorts of useful information about the photoconductivity of the element selenium (which means moon in greek and may a controversial super-cure). But Charles Kingsley's similar statement was a lot cooler. Marx wrote that "Religion is the opiate of the masses".